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Jun. 14th, 2011 05:14 pm
doghasitsday: (attentive)
[personal profile] doghasitsday
I should probably introduce myself. My name is Harold Lauder. Call me Harold. I'm to understand that anyone who has been here long can help me to better understand this place. It's odd to think on it alone, though. Common sense and experience dictates certainties in one's life. Unusual things exist because the idea of them exists. The second they come to mind, they're there and they always will be. The idea of Santa Claus is real, but the actual man is not. You learn growing up the difference between "fiction" and "reality", and the only people that survive in fiction are the persons that contribute to it. The actors, the artists, but perhaps more importantly the writers, who through the written word can exist elsewhere and at will. I propose that this place is not the same. This is an impossible place, but it's real, more real than an idea, more real than a dream, and I know that this is not a dream. I can't read or write in dreams. Nobody can, not really. But I've read the words I have written here, more than once. They are real. My eyes can see them. I can read them aloud. I must be awake. Or perhaps it's the unjuries. Perhaps there's something wrong with my head, that makes the dreaming different, but why then did the wreck come inside with me? Normally, I'm definitely sure I could tell myself to wake up, but then you don't command yourself out of a coma, do you? Once every rational possibility has been exhausted then one can only begin to entertain the irrational. So make me a believer. What is this place?

(ooc: apologies for the blocks of text. He thinks it's cool.)

Date: 2011-06-14 09:48 pm (UTC)
strangehistorian: (the clever)
From: [personal profile] strangehistorian
Hello Harold! Welcome to the Barge.

Video

Date: 2011-06-14 11:11 pm (UTC)
strangehistorian: (the helpful)
From: [personal profile] strangehistorian
[Video on, have a midget in Princess Leia braids.]

My name is Chromie! I'm a warden here. Hello!

Video

Date: 2011-06-15 01:02 am (UTC)
strangehistorian: (the clever)
From: [personal profile] strangehistorian
It's a nickname!

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Date: 2011-06-14 11:32 pm (UTC)
ifightfor: (search)
From: [personal profile] ifightfor
Query: Line feed nonfunctional?

((ooc: RINZLER IS NOT BEING A JERK; he assumes it's a software malfunction. :D;;))

Date: 2011-06-14 11:49 pm (UTC)
ifightfor: (search)
From: [personal profile] ifightfor
[This time there's a picture clipped on to the text of the Barge-standard communicator's software keyboard, with the return key highlighted.]

Entry missing line feeds. Repeat query: Line feed nonfunctional?

Date: 2011-06-14 11:52 pm (UTC)
ifightfor: (no wai!)
From: [personal profile] ifightfor
Correction: Program.

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Date: 2011-06-14 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lifeafterhope.livejournal.com
It's someone's irrational idea of what happens after you die.

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Date: 2011-06-15 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marsh-witch.livejournal.com
You seem to be recovering well.

Date: 2011-06-15 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marsh-witch.livejournal.com
The dead come back to life here, apparently. It is not so strange that your injuries are healing rapidly.

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Date: 2011-06-15 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-scarf.livejournal.com
What has the enter key done to offend you so?

Date: 2011-06-15 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Seriously. Are we done patting ourselves on the back now? Jeez.

Date: 2011-06-15 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-scarf.livejournal.com
Oh be nice, he might not know common English grammar rules!

Date: 2011-06-15 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Yeah, but what about social morays including egomania?

DAMN YOU, CONSCIENCE.

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Date: 2011-06-15 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-scarf.livejournal.com
Well, let me go ahead and educate you. If you're on a computer, there's this key that says either 'enter' or 'return' on it. I don't know how your culture works exactly, but it's common courtesy to hit that button to start a new paragraph. A new paragraph helps signify a change of thought. If you aren't on a computer, you can simply just skip a line or indent a new paragraph. I'm sure I have an MLA style handbook somewhere around the TARDIS if this subject interests you.

I'm the Doctor, by the way, but call me Thete (and look, another new paragraph! That's because I changed the subject from 'how a paragraph works' to 'an introduction').
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